Hot fucking tonsils

• 2009-11-07

  

  Fuck.

• 2009-10-29

  

  The company I work for had a small appearance in a local magazine in an article about spanish startups focusing on people’s hobbies (e.g.: Motorcycles, t-shirts, live music, photography, etc).

  I’m the guy on the right, and from now on a certified celebrity. VIP lounges here I come!

• 2009-10-28

  pasajera:

  hermzz:

  Spaceballs has so many good scenes it’s hard to make a “best of” selection of scenes which isn’t just the whole movie from beginning to end. Still, this is one of the scenes I remember the most from the movie.

  I have to watch this movie again…the tape we had was in Spanish (oh, the horror, Spanish dubbing and…VHS!).

  Oh yeah, I’d forgotten about that. Now that I think of it, I haven’t seen the full movie in english. The Pirate Bay here I come!

• 2009-10-27

  Spaceballs has so many good scenes it’s hard to make a “best of” selection of scenes which isn’t just the whole movie from beginning to end. Still, this is one of the scenes I remember the most from the movie.

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  In-development plugin for Illustrator that edits images using Delaunay Triangulation.

  via kottke.

• 2009-10-23

  The perfect machine

  I was sitting at my computer when I had this sudden urge to pee, so I got up and went to the bathroom. By the time I got to the bathroom I’d forgotten why I’d gotten up in the first place, so I decided to brush my teeth because, well, it was about that time of the day. As I was brushing my teeth I remember that I had to pee, but when I finished I walked out of the bathroom and sat down at my computer again. It wasn’t until five minutes later that I remember I was about to pee my pants.

• 2009-10-20

  

  I suddenly got the urge to photograph myself.

• 2009-10-17

  Yo mama

  Hee-larious collection of “Yo mama” jokes on Xeni Jardin’s twitter:

  • Yo momma so big, the Fail Whale sued her in Internet court for unlawful impersonation.
  • Yo momma’s so white she thinks Malcolm X is Malcolm the 10th.
  • your momma’s so fat, it takes 5 warlocks to summon her.
  • Yo momma so big, Google ran out of pixels tryin to Street View her butt.
  • Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house she sits around all 10*10*16 multiversal instantiations of the house.
  • Your momma is so fat NASA shot a rocket into her ass looking for water.
  • yo momma so skanky, not even /b/ would fap to her.
  • yo momma’s so fat, when her iPhone beeps for an incoming txt, people think she’s a truck backin’ up.

  And of course, a great vanity account response.

• 2009-10-16

  [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

  I’ve always sucked at RPGs and adventure game. I’ve never finished a Final Fantasy game, I’ve tried finishing Chrono Trigger about 5 different times, and I had to use a walkthrough to finish Monkey Island.

  Regardless, I recently started playing Grim Fandango and yes, I had to use a walkthrough (You have to give open the refrigerator and put dirty washing up liquid into his beer? How the hell are you supposed to come to that conclusion?) What struck me about the game is how great the soundtrack is, it’s worth listening to if only for this one track.

• 2009-10-14

  

  pasajera:

  My rendition to the famous Calvin & Hobbes strip.

  I’m sure this has been done maaany times before, but it really fun to try.

  Copycat alert!